Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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