i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
It's rum buckets o'clock
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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