if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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