k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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