I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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