Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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