that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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