There is no way he is gay with that hair.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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