normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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