oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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