We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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