Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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