but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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