That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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