I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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