the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Randomize
