Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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