I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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