your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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