everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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