We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Did I show you my penis last night?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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