She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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