I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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