physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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