I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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