i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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