i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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