i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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