Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
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