hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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