Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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