What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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