Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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