Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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