i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
vagina is talking i cant
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize
