well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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