he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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