Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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