I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
