yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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