hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize