Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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