As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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