What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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