she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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