I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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