he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Randomize