Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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