she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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