yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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