This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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