You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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