You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
birth control should be required to get into college
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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