He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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