Its about making memories worth repressing
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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