did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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