ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Ketchup is God's man juice
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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