once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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