Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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