I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
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