hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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