If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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